1. How does a man on the moon cut his hair ? He eclipse it.

2. Ever wonder why they called it the dark ages? It’s because of all the knights.

3. Mary was a radiologist. She met Joe when he came in one day to get an x-ray. A month later they were married. Wonder what she saw in him !

4. Why wouldn’t the oyster give up her pearl? She was being shellfish.

5. What do you give a Christmas tree with bad breath? Ornamints!

6. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

7. A genie says to a man you have three wishes. The man wishes a world without lawyers and the genie says you are done. Wait said the man, I still have two more left. The genie says “oh yeah , sue me!

8. Someone in my building rearranged all the buttons in the elevator. That was wrong on so many levels.

9. “Sorry I’m late, I overswept”, said the broom.

10. Here’s a bad punctuation-joke, a comma-dy.


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